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I could tell a lot of time and effort may have gone into this. I loved the names, and the vehicles they drove. This has potential to be great series perhaps. Just some things need worked on if you make a squeal:
The narrator needs to have a bit more excitement and surprise in his voice. I think some of the problem is the long length of the names he has to say. Maybe just say their names, or just their vehicle and occasionally both.
Maybe put in a little more race elements into it, and if a racer gets taken out of the race, keep them out. It cause some confusing every time the Dastardly Deed guy came back.
And instead of focusing on certain racers, and having such fluctuating lead positions, focus on all the racers, and keep leaders for a bit.
For how much was going on it still played pretty smooth which is a great thing.
Other than those, this was very well put together. The animation was great, the way everything was set up and mixed together, and some of the jokes used gave me a little smile. But I know this can get a lot more out of me.
Author's Response:
We won't be doing another one as we've working on other stuff.
The Narrator's voice fits in with the original Wacky Races cartoon. We tried to do a voice that was more 'excited' like the Pod Race announcer in Episode 1 but it didn't really fit in.
If you watch it again you'll see that we focused on all the racers, but the main bulk of the original Wacky Races cartoon was focused on Dastardly, and we did the same. Like the original cartoon Dastardly keep coming back for more. Though Dastardly wasn't taken out of the race (as you put it) until... well, just watch it. When he stops to do his dirty tricks he's still in the race. All the races who crashed and burned didn't come back. Just check who actually crosses the finish line and you'll see.
Glad you liked it.
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Oh my God. I loved this. It cracked me up.
Really, when just about everything on the front page is complete garbage.
"So Jesus Christ walks into a bar..."
Loved it. This game makes you want to do drugs.
And I like how XanXanthus down there is mad about everything that is stated to be a joke.
And for al the 12 year old who masturbated to this... C'mon... Really.. C'mon.
Author's Response:
Well, I'm not 12, but.....
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I love that song. I always listened to it on GTA2. It was the best, great flash man.
Author's Response:
Yeah, the song is just awesome. :D
Thanks!
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Very odd little disturbing thing here. But, very, very amazed by the way this was approached. A first for me, bad graphics, but in this it was an extreme plus for me. Also with the texted dialog... Loved it, very nice.
Author's Response:
thanks!
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who really thinks the same way. They horrible fed up BF2:MC for the 360, you lag out of the game every 10mins regardless of your connection. That game has SO MANY bugs its not even funny. The scoring system for that game isn't fair... The games fed up. Command and Conquer could be SO MUCH better. Generals could have been better, as well as all the other titles. I think they have way to much to do with way to little time. They have their name on sports games, almost all of them. They have their names on the amazing Command and Conquer games, which are now totally fed in the A. They have control of BF:MC. They have ruined EVERYTHING!. Westwood made the BEST games I have ever played when I started my 'hardcore' computer gaming. DUNE was the best series they had, even though it was based on a book, but EA couldn't do any better. Now before I get suspended by the Admins I'll shut up. Great peice of work man, really great. Keep u pthe good work!
Author's Response:
Nobody is going to ban you here for hating EA. Not even EA themself cares about people HATING THEIR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GAMES AND RIP-OFF CRAP & LIES & EVERYTHING ... you know.
You can flame all day in their piece of shit forums and they won't do anything about it. They don't even care if they lose costumers, they will always get the money from the fanboys and retards (actually the same).
Of course, the motherfucker APOC is going to answer only to people who suck his cock, because he fears that there are too many people that are more clever than him (what is very easy to archieve) in the negative threads. I hope that son of a bitch dies painful.
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It was funny in a way, but there wasn't enough. Maybe if you ad a friend over and you were all slap happy, and it was late at night, and you had a whole bunch of Mountain Dews, then maybe you couldn't stop laughing watching it. If you make more that actually have a point like Queers of War, then it could be better.
Author's Response:
This is Madness.
...Madness?
This is BAAAAAAAADGEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR RRR!
Frank Miller would love this.
Me and Fat Badger march into the persian empire. LOL THEM PERSIONS SURE ARE FAGGOTS. Anyway, long story short we won.
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this ws pretty funny but no offense the girly not yet hit puberty boy voice ruinded it unless of course you were slap happy whish i watched until i watched 9 mill tankemen submissions that had to relate withe gay penis jokes exept for two of them then i got pissed off
Author's Response:
i tried to give this movie a more of an action edge with explosions and stuff
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why is it that every tankmen pardoy makes fun off it using the word penis and cock and other words just because that one with the cock joke and the one where they compare penis is funny doesnt mean everyone else can do it this is toward any authors who might read this you suck yo bad to make up your own idea cmon get creative god damn
Author's Response:
Because that's the only thing that can really be poked fun of in that series
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